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I have a new website:
www.gaylabrannen.com
Jokes and more fun stuff can now be found here at the message board.
Previous QOTW's from the front page:
Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it.
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
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"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." - Johann Sebastian Bach
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Claiming that your operating system is the best in the world because more people use it is like saying McDonalds makes the best food in the world.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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"Where am I going? And why am I in this HANDBASKET?" - Anonymous
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Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore....
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The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
